This blog brought to you by MY TEXT BRAIN (and yours too… don’t deny. I know these things): ME: dremt bout u lst nite. 
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HIM: wow. PAUSE… HIM: comin ovr ME: can’t. INSERT RECORD SCRATCH… MUSIC STOPS. ME: work. 🙁 HIM: dude… PAUSE…. INSERT SEXY MUSIC. HIM: later? ME: 4 sure. call me. xo HIM: 4 sure. HIM: cnt wait ————– OMG people (and please don’t tell me you don’t know what OMG stands for)! What has become of us? HA! I think it may be time for a good classic novel, like maybe “Pride & Prejudice” or something, to get me back to the roots of the English language. That or maybe a little sumpin’ sumpin’… (after reading that text… wow…).. The point? If you don’t keep up with the LINGO, you don’t get no sexy MINGLE!! Get it! ha ha… Enjoy your weekend lovely people! I’m still workin’ on that FUN video about my trip to Houston. Haven’t forgotten! Stay tuned! Love you people!!! Mmmmmppphhhuuuuhhhhh!! xoxo, Ms. Cheevious ——————- Don’t be Shy! Leave a Reply! Register to receive these posts via email! Go to the Ms. Cheevious Home page, and enter your email address where it asks for it, then click subscribe. It’s that easy! Follow me on Twitter. “LIKE” me on Facebook (This way I can say “You LIKE me! You really, really LIKE me!”). Subscribe to me on Youtube. (Then please also “like” and “favorite” my videos! YAY!) You can also follow my man M.C. Nugget on Twitter Blog content copyright 2011, LISA JEY DAVIS a.k.a. Ms. Cheevious
Dating
Here Shrimpy, Shrimpy…
Here’s an inside joke for all you blog fans…
This commercial was just too perfect. HA! Enjoy, and post your comments (and in this case, I am sure, your questions). No prize on this one… just post away peeps!
Enjoy everyone! What a fun way to start your week off right!
Love you people!! Mmmmmmmphhhhuuuhhhh!!!
xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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A Break in the Monotony…
Here are the recent winners!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POSTS, SUBSCRIPTIONS and LIKES! XOXOXO
A really big THANKS to Dana Porras for providing the beautiful “Scentsy” candle to Kris for her Youtube comment on “The Great Blackout of 2011“. If you’d like to get a hold of one cool candle like hers you should go here – and pronto.
The Winner of the Soiree Wine Decantur graciously provided by Celebrity Wine Review is Blueyess for her fighting spirit! She went to post, read the other comments, and fought for her place as a WINE-O! Gotta love it!
Thanks so much everyone! Now on to this week’s post! Yay!
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Here Shrimpy Shrimpy Shrimpy…
Need I say more? If you’ve read my blog for some time, you’ll know what this is all about. I once wrote about the differences between steak and – ehem – shrimp. But that part is only important if you remember it. If not, this is just hilarious anyway…
Many of you have seen the Panda Express commercials – the ones where the two Pandas repeatedly try to steal Panda Express food? Well, there is a new one of them hunting for shrimp in the deep blue sea. One of that commercial’s incarnations can be found on youtube.com by searching “Panda Express Shrimp Commercial”.
I tried to find the one with BOTH pandas, but alas, it’s nowhere to be found as of yet on the internet.
Since MC Nugget (my man, for you newbies) and I are KNOWN for hunting for the best, yummiest SHRIMP, I figured this one was a shoe in.
Too funny.
I’m working my way up to Redding, CA this weekend to visit with Maven, her hubby and son. They just recently moved there and require my expert design services… but of course, dahhhhling.
M.C. may join if the two or three gigs he is after do not pan out… I’ll keep you posted.
Soon, however, as promised, I’ll provide shots from the Oscar Gifting Suites and fesitivities. Just waiting on them from the event people!
Have a marvelous weekend my lovely boys and girls. And don’t let those yummy shrimp get away!
Love you people! Mmmmmmphhhhuuuhhhhh!
xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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Single RULES in 2010
Okay everyone! Here’s a little bonus post to launch us into the new year. If you are new HERE – well, geez, WELCOME! I love that you’ve stopped by! Be sure and post something on your way out, would ya? Thanks! 🙂
So… here goes…
With the New Year now in full swing, (and after one of the toughest years for most everyone out there – both fiscally, and mentally – due to the barrage of garbage that was drilled into our brains – ad nauseum, infinitum – in the form of stupid statements like “the sucky economy” or “you know… they couldn’t hire so-n-so, because business is so bad”, and all manner of other trash-talk stuff), I decided it’s time to talk about being single. HA! HA!
I know. I know. Why talk about being single? Why such a departure from the whole “the economy sucks” rant? Well, it’s not such a departure. It’s actually related in a twisted sort of way. And besides, we all know that the neuro-paths in my brain are a little twisted, so try and keep up, would ya?
Basically – I KNOW for a fact that some of you out there worked yourselves up into little frenzies and created disappointing NYE’s for yourselves – all because you had a picture of what was suppose to happen when the clock struck midnight. Indulge me here:
If you’re a guy, admit it. You imagined that if things went your way, you were gonna’ be with one of the hottest girls around. You planned that if you did all the right things to romance her in the weeks, days and hours leading up to that midnight kiss on New Years Eve (open doors for her, help her with her jacket, take her out for drinks with your sacred inner circle of guy friends, make her feel special, even call to make sure she is safe at home if she drives on her own, etc… etc… blah, blah, blah) that you’d be sure to “get some.” Because in your mind the kiss was just the beginning. Mannn oh man, if you played your cards right you were gonna’ get some, and get some GOOD. You were gonna’ have some of your very own New Year’s Eve-fireworks. It didn’t matter that your girl was probably thinking as the two of you moved in for the kiss, that the two of you were “ushering in the New Year – together: Partners, walking hand-in-hand (together), into a sea of happiness… forging a future full of good memories… TOGETHER.” All you were thinking was, “Bring it on, baby! I’ve been working HARD for this night!” And that was about it!
So, do tell. How’d that work out for ya? Huh, guys?
And you girlie girls out there… those of you who are of the single variety. Yes, I am talking to you now. You who tried your hardest to have a date on New Year’s Eve, if only to relieve the stress or embarrassment of having no special “someone” to kiss at the strike of midnight. You know it’s true. If you aren’t in a relationship at the moment, you KNOW it was all only about that very moment… more-so than whether or not you really actually LIKED the guy. But worse, if you DID like the guy, you built that moment up into some incredibly heavily weighted moment, that no person can live up to. You imagined the two of you would smooch, share an intense emotional tie, and move forward into the new year as a newly bonded couple, and plan the days and weeks ahead together. And if you were flying solo on New Year’s Eve, out with the girls, you KNOW it was an important thing for most of you to find someone “suitable,” who you could flirt and play cat and mouse with, and then hopefully get a smooch out of it at midnight as well. Am I right?
So, fill us in. How’d it go?
I’m just sayin’ people. What the HECK is so wrong with being single? What the HECK would have been so bad about being at the bar, and NOT kissing anyone – except maybe good friends on the cheek, or whatever – when that clock struck midnight? How hard IS it REALLY to enjoy oneself as a single individual?
A very shrewd single gal said recently, “Being single is NOT a condition that needs a cure.”
AMEN TO THAT.
And, please don’t preach to me about how I have M.C. Nugget, and perhaps I can’t relate, or whatever else you’d like to use to justify any sort of erratic obsessive-compulsive behavior. I’ve been single plenty in my life, and I am still single today. I am not engaged, or married, or in any sort of what most people would consider a “traditional” relationship. I too, realize I am not getting any younger, and old age is slowly working its way toward little ole’ me. Age spares no one. But I am only getting BETTER BABY. Age can come and kiss my cute little tuckus. HA! The fact that M.C. and I call each other boyfriend/girlfriend is really incidental, and it took us over nine months of dating to do so, as we were both so happy being single ourselves, that we didn’t want to “label” and ruin it! Yes, I loved being with him on New Year’s Eve and was very glad to kiss only him when the clock struck twelve. But that’s besides the point.
The fact is – I am so tired of people being so unhappy with their lot in life that they manipulate and commit all manner of craziness – all for the sake of “getting” happy, or “finding” happiness. Don’t you get it? You need to be happy with life as you ARE. Realize what a great person you ARE without anyone else. Put yourself in a position of power, so that you can pick and choose and be selective. Then, when that girl or guy comes along that is perfect for you, you’ll actually be capable of SEEING him or her when they are in FRONT of you!
So – my advice this year girls and boys? One guess. Get happy being you – all alone. Get to know yourself and fall in love with who you are – what makes up everything about you. If you have work to do on you – DO IT. YOU are WORTH it. Get in shape, lean out those bodies, or get a massage… whatever works for you. But GET HAPPY WITH YOU – all by your lonesome. Then and only then will you be ready – IF YOU WANT – to allow someone else into your great little life to participate!
Get it?
Now go out there and have some fun with your bad-ass self, would you? As I promised, my next regular post will dish on some really fantastic Hollywood events I’ve been able to take some clients to lately! Stay tuned!
Love you people! Mmmmmmmmphhhhuhhhhh!!!
xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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Long Live the Rabbit
Welcome to Ms. Cheevious-land, where some posts are more “Ms. Cheevious” than others… Some can even be downright offensive… This could be one of those.
Particularly if you are a member of my family. But know this: you have been warned. And I’m NOT kidding.
And to you females out there, just remember: don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
So here goes!
List of electronic devices that give pleasure:
1) The Television
2) The iPod
3) The Computer (for some)
4) The Massage Chair, and
5) The Rabbit (if you do not know what a Rabbit is, now is the time to stop reading).
Four out of five of these devices utilize quality control personnel in the development process. That is, people who test the device before it goes to market, to be sure it is
a) truly meeting the customer’s need,
b) functioning properly,
c) achieving the customer’s desired goal(s), and
d) is durable and built to last for a reasonable amount of time.
I have to say I am reasonably satisfied with the first four electronic devices on the list. But what, might I ask, happened to number 5?
For GODSAKES PEOPLE, don’t the makers of these devices know that if they actually made Rabbits according to the criteria above, their sales would skyrocket, PMS would become the stuff of legends, and the term “bitch” would actually be used to refer only to female dogs. And besides, we all know that when women are happy, the whole world rejoices.
Just think about. A Rabbit should
a) help women see the face of god quicker, reach nirvana, or fill in the blank;
b) do what it is suppose to do based on the features on the box;
c) provide that “pleasure” (see “devices that give pleasure” list above) in the absence of a man, in the presence of a boring man, or during football season (hey I’m not only thinking of myself here); and
d) be durable… REALLY DURABLE… and last for a reasonable amount of time.
What is a “reasonable amount of time”, you might ask? Twenty minutes about four times a week for at least three years. I think that’s fair.
But no. Apparently there are no test marketers for vibrators, at least from what I can tell. And so, with great personal sacrifice, I am now dedicating my life to ensuring that quality, durability, and product satisfaction go hand-in-hand with the mighty Rabbit… and when they build the monument to me, let them say “She did it not for herself, nor for the battery companies, but for her sisters around the world and the men they stopped annoying.”
Yes, I will spend the rest of my days testing these devices, and ensuring world peace.
As you hum my theme song, please feel free to provide your list of demands, and I will take them into consideration while conducting my research.
Long Live the Rabbit!
Love you people! Mmmmmphhhuuuhhhhh!!!
xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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