He’s a bitter man
Yep – at this bar, they have a guy for that… BITTERS.
When this goes it’s all over
Yesterday I went into the bathroom and almost peed through my cute little undies. This was not a move of desperation, like oh my god, I gotta go so bad, I’m gonna’ pee my pants. No, I simply forgot to drop my drawers. Thank god I realized what was happening …
The difference between humans and chimps
When a man like M.C. Nugget gives a gal the key to his apartment (not to mention, allows her to move in …