Stupid Cake
Just when you thought all of your hard work was paying off, and your girlish (or boyish) figure was being restored, someone brings cake to the party. Your FAVORITE cake. Stupid cake.
This is no secret muthahhh fuhgahhhs
In which Ms. Cheevious unleashes the flying monkeys on a Law-of-Attraction wielding expert about “The Secret”
Sunshine and libations at sea
In which Ms. Cheevious divulges the perils of mixing libations with hot sunshine on a sail boat at sea.