“Beware the combination of libations and sunshine at sea.” ~

That’s what my tombstone would have read, if I’d died while stumbling and rolling my tuckus over to the bow to pose for the following spider girl photo (and oh yes, there were more…) on a recent sailing trip with friends. We were like every drunk girl that ever hit the dance floor!  You know, the ones who think they are the sexiest, divalicious babe in the club after a few cocktails?  This was us on the boat. We couldn’t get enough photos of ourselves.

It was fun, I must admit. And it could even be considered arrogant to complain in anyway about sailing with our friends. But I daresay I will most definitely lean more toward drinking WATER while on the high seas next time.

It can’t be safe to crawl around the bow in a condition that would probably get me a DUI if I were stupid enough to drive.

Let’s just leave it at this: I woke up from a “nap” on the boat and was foggy about whether I’d eaten my sandwich and how long I’d been out. When the photos surfaced, I was foggy still.  But then again, this is what sunshine and libations at sea will get you.

MsCheevious

Ms. Cheevious is the alter-ego of Lisa Jey Davis (former publicist, and television talent manager, current award-winning writer & author, & health and fitness pro). Though Ms. Cheevious has become known for humor via the blog and social media, offering a lighter and brighter look at life… the blog was originally a precursor to Lisa Jey's long overdue book "Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood" which offers a fabulous, funny peek into what really goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood… a Hollywood with Lisa Jey and her funny “serendipities” in it. Think Lucille Ball meets Chelsea Handler meets the girl next door (with a little chocolate and vodka). It depicts with hilarity the innocent mistakes Lisa Jey made when launched back into the big, bad single jungle, as an unassuming single-mother in the City of Angels. It’s also about the beautiful, interesting life she led while her loving, incredible sons kept her grounded and sane amid fantastic events, new friends, parties and field trips. It also shows the turmoil and heartbreak that comes with dating and single mom life. All blog content © 2015 Ms. Cheevious aka Lisa Jey Davis