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Characters of Venice Beach

April 3, 2009 by MsCheevious

I wanted to take you to Venice Beach, California and introduce you to some of the very interesting people I’ve met along the boardwalk over the past year.  One in particular, I can’t remember his name, but he did this thing with a knotted cloth or rope, where he would close his eyes and swing it around, standing perfectly still – almost like a lasso-artist (if there is such a thing).  When I decided to introduce myself and inquire about his deal, he informed me that he closed his eyes so he could meet his “friend” and do battle together.  They were practicing what he called Vector Dynamics.  Let me say, I looked that up.  It’s real.  Well, Vector Dynamics is.  I don’t know what goes on in that guy’s head, and just how real THAT is.  I can’t speak to that issue!  Ha! Ha! I thought by the way the guy was talking he seemed off-the-charts intelligent.  He was.  He said most people in his life, professors and family had told him he was a genius.  He was also schizophrenic – and since he didn’t have an actual residence, was unable to get medication at the free clinic on the beach.  Sad.

When Fred and I walked the boardwalk yesterday, we couldn’t find Vector guy, but we found plenty of other interesting folks.  And here is my summary:

 1.  Venice Beach is way cool.  I am not cool enough for that place.

2.   You will notice, and I hate that I feel compelled to say this, but uhm – I dressed down for this – okay?  No glam stuff here.  As a matter of fact, you may not even recognize me.  HA!  But it was fun.

3. Watch it for yourself, and give us YOUR summary, why don’t you? 

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After viewing this, I hope you can go out there and have a TOTALLY COOL weekend boys and girls! I am off to Albuquerque, New Mexico for yet another adventure!

Love you people!   Mmmmmmmphhhhuuuhhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Blogroll, Entertainment Tagged With: Characters of Venice Beach, Lantis, Tree Awakening, Vector Dynamics, Venice Beach

The People You Meet

March 26, 2009 by MsCheevious

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned in my post “Fashion Over Saturation” that I had breakfast at a cool, trendy place in West Los Angeles called Food.

I met a grandpa sort of guy there, sitting next to me at the bar.  I like to sit at the bar in those types of places.  You never know who you’ll meet.  It also makes for an excellent inside view into the inner-workings of the restaurant.  You wouldn’t believe what goes on. 

As soon as I sat down with my Financial Times, Weekend Edition, I could see out of the corner of my eye that Grandpa was ogling it, enviously.  It was hard to miss. I couldn’t help but notice him trying to read the orange rag from his seat.  I had two editions, actually, stacked on top of each other.

“Are those your papers?” He finally asked. He must have realized he was far too obvious. 

“Yes, they are. If you’d like, you can read this one,” I said motioning to the week-old issue, “I’m pretty much finished with it.”

“Well, that’s the old one,” he said, obviously disappointed. 

“Well, yes it is,” I agreed, “Sorry.  If I finish it while I’m here, you’re welcome to it.” 

That began a brief relationship that lasted, oh, about an hour or so – over the course of which, we commented on the economy, the stimulus package (I learned this old Jewish grandpa was a conservative, and in addition to asking for my fax number to send me an article written by Michelle Malkin on the stimulus, also wanted to know my blog address, so he could check it out), and I learned that he was the proud grandpa of some very industrious kids. 

His grand-daughter Coco wanted to buy herself a horse, and in order to do so, decided to sell the eggs that her chickens were laying on a daily basis.  She made a real business out of this.  She sells to neighbors and nearby markets, and had to turn down an order from a five star restaurant in the area, because she just couldn’t boost her production!  It’s based out of Sonoma County, California and it’s called Coco’s Cluckers. 

Coco's Cluckers

 

Pretty industrious, indeed.  The website, it turns out, was put together by her slightly older brother.  Check that site out!  These kids are doing things you and I never dreamed of at eight and ten years old! 

What a cool world we live in!

It occurred to me today, that I may have never been graced with such ingenuity, had I not been willing to 1) go to a restaurant by myself (something that actually bothers some women I know); 2) sit at the bar next to a somewhat odd looking, (interesting in my book) person; and 3) converse with this old grandpa. 

But I like people.  Not only that, I like all kinds of people – old, fat, skinny, messy, dressed-to-the-nines, and uptight kinds of people. I am not intimidated nor do I shy away from expanding or extending my circle just a little more, to include a quirky old grandpa, and his precocious little grand kids. 

Pretty cool that I met him, and was subsequently encouraged that our nation of youth are not all playing video games all day long, and wasting away their formative years, eh?

This week, my younger son is visiting me from New Mexico – where he lives with his dad.  He is thirteen.  He is interested in some cool things too.  He lifts weights, rides motor-cross,  snowboards, and plays the guitar and the drums. 

But I hope some of me does eventually rub off on him.  I want him to realize the value of discovering every single diverse, unique and quirky kind of person that crosses his path.

Tomorrow we are braving the wilds of Six Flags, Magic Mountain.  I’m sure we’ll have our chance to extend our circles there!

Have a fantastic weekend everyone!  And please – really DO enjoy every person, and every moment! 

Stay tuned next week, when I dish on life in Venice Beach!  If I am feeling really “industrious” like Coco, maybe I’ll even shoot some video for you!

Love you people!  Mmmmmmphhhhuuuhhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Beach Bar Bouncing

March 20, 2009 by MsCheevious

This week I’m gonna’ give you a little somethin’ somethin’ to help launch you – full board – into Spring.

Fred the Wonder Chicken had a friend in town from Pennsylvania last week.  That guy is one big FUN event after another waiting to happen!  He was like the Ever Ready Bunny (or is it Energizer Bunny?) of good times! 

Now, I’m only telling you this, because I know some of you think I am a goodie two-shoes.  Well, I’m not.  Okay? Let me set the record straight. 

I am cool.  I am a bad ass, dancing fool.  I love to get out, flutter around the bar or restaurant, say hello to everyone, and if necessary, cause trouble.

So, guess what?  FWC, his Pennsylvania trouble making friend and I got kicked out of a bar on Saturday night.  Yup! Me, Ms. Cheevious – the Goodie Two-Shoes of Los Angeles got BOUNCED from a BEACH BAR! 

Okay, so to hear them tell it, I gotta’ say (because it sounds better), that our departure from the premises was a mutual decision between the management and our party.

But here’s the low down: 

We all know how I like to get my groove on, right?  Well, I was the one who begged to go to this particular dance club on Main Street in Santa Monica.  It just looked cool.  From the outside it looked like I could groove all night long, and love every minute of it.  But looks can obviously be deceiving. 

As the evening progressed, and I was dancing, minding my own business, having a nice little time – the music began to get progressively more difficult to dance to. It became sort of that whole “techno” music vibe. I hate techno.  I hate dancing to it. You can’t sing to it.  What is the point?  I think techno was invented to drive people crazy, and make them want to kill themselves.

So after a few songs that all sounded exactly the same, with that same stupid, annoying beat, and after I’d had a few cocktails, I approached the DJ to ask if I could request a song.  

That was the first mistake. 

He was NOT happy I was asking.  As a matter of fact, he was just plain mean about it.  To my surprise, however, he managed to growl in his cockney, British accent, “What you want to hear?” 

So – have I told you that I am blond?  Of course I have – to those of you veterans, reading this.  But to you new folks – have I told you that I’m blond?  🙂

I could be convinced to REALLY think it is something in the dye.  I’m sure there is some way for it to seep into the brain – and right at the moment when you are trying to pull up something really clever, it steals your thoughts from you.  Gone. 

Particularly on days when you’ve just had your hair done.  Saturday was one such day for me.

So, I stuttered and stammered a bit, before blurting out, “Brittany?” only to feel the urge to dodge a spit wad from the guy.  He was that kinda guy.   “NO!  I’m NOT PLAYING ANY BRITTANY!” 

Ya’d think the guy would at least have a smile on his face as he rejected me, especially since he was jabbing a sharp, steal blade into my soul with his evil eyes.  But no.  This guy was ANGRY. 

So, of course I thought I just had to do better.  So, what did I suggest?  “Madonna?” 

That was the second mistake.

Can you  BLAME ME?  I am BLOND, I had some drinks, and in trying to be COOL for the COOL BRITISH BLAH BLAH DJ, I was just pulling up anyone out there that I knew had a new album out! 

“I’M NOT PLAYING MADONNA!  NO! GET OUT OF HERE.  GO AWAAYYY.” 

So, have you ever seen a baby deer – a doe, freeze in front of a car?   You know how they get those big saucer eyes? 

Well, that was me, after being punished by the DJ.  Only my eyes welled up with tears to boot.  HA HA!  What a wimp! 

I moped back over to our little corner, and immediately Fred the Wonder Chicken knew something was wrong.  I told him what had happened, and before I could say anything he jumped up to go tell that guy how to talk to a lady.  My hero! Awe!  Ummmy, yummmmy!!!

I suppose push came to shove, (not literally), but FWC – after calling the guy a “DICK” or something of the sort – asked to speak to the manager.  Guess what?  The DJ just so happened to be the manager.

So, as we were leaving, with a couple of nicely dressed bouncers kindly walking alongside us, we made sure to say how sorry we were that they had to work for that DJ – and as FWC put it, “Such a DICK.”  One of the bouncers said to me, “Tell me about it.” 

So, I got bounced from a bar – but have a great story to tell because of it!

I hope you all get out there this Spring, get your grooves on, and get bounced from a beach bar as well!  Ha ha – Jussssst kidddddding!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Love you people!  Mmmmmmmpphhuuuhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Blogroll, Dating, Entertainment, Girls Gone Wild, Hip Chicks, Hot Moms Tagged With: Beach, dance club, dancing, techno

Fashion Over-Saturation

March 12, 2009 by MsCheevious

So, last weekend I went to a restaurant in my neighborhood for breakfast (I live in an area called Century City. It’s actually between Century city and Rancho Park – sort of Century City-adjacent. Ha ha).  The restaurant was called Food. 

Okay – so I am a little weird when it comes to commerce and society. I notice unique things about how businesses choose to promote themselves. I study the sides of 18 wheelers on the highway. I notice the color schemes they choose for the bed of their trucks, and the slogans they choose to use. Some would say it’s because of what I do for a living – marketing and publicizing everyone and everything – but I wonder about these things often.  So, I also notice the trends – for something even as basic as the names of businesses.

For instance, have you noticed for the past eight or ten years now, that the very trendy thing to do when naming a restaurant was to choose one word that described it – preferably something clever?  So, FOOD says it all doesn’t it? Although, one could argue it’s just not that clever.

Not too far from where I live, there’s a breakfast place called Toast, a fantastic steak house called Cut, and another called STK. Even the Japanese have joined the ranks of trendy restaurateurs. There’s Koi, Nobu, Matsuhisa, Katana, etc. There is Fig, Taste, Seed, Casa – oh the list goes on, and these are just the places I can rattle off which exist on the west side of Los Angeles. I’m sure there are thousands.

I think I have a pretty good track record of noticing or at least predicting that moment just before a trend reaches over-saturation. Ask any of my sisters who use to ask me to help them change their decor at home or come up with some new style or whatever. Maybe they were just being nice, but I tend to think it was because in my younger days I always tried to stay ahead of the curve. At my wedding, so many people thought it was absurd that I chose teal poofy bottom strapless dresses. They’d never seen them before. Well, they saw plenty after my wedding, but I was first. HA!  I don’t mean to sound egoccentric or anything.  I’m just giving you some background here.  It didn’t do so much for the longevity of my marriage, but my girls LOOKED MAHVELOUS!!  Ha!  But I digress — again. 

So, with all this in mind, FWC and I were talking about this very subject – restaurants and their short names.  I was stating how you can tell when something is well PAST over-saturation when EVERYONE and their MOTHER has jumped on the band wagon. Here’s a news flash:  The one-word trendy restaurant name, my friends, hit over-saturation long ago.  If you are looking to name your cute little corner of paradise, serving up only the yummiest of baked goods, something like “Dough” – don’t do it, unless it has real meaning — like you plan to charge an arm and a leg for every item as well, and eating there will cost your patrons tons of DOUGH.  I’m telling you that trend is OVER.

As we mused about this very thing, FWC came up with the brilliant and humorous next trend: exceptionally looooonnnng names for restaurants.

He said, “Yeah! The next hot spot will be ‘Our Place is the Best Restaurant Ever [pause], Because [pause] We Serve The Best Food. [pause] So You Should Only Eat Here. [pause] Okay? Okay!'”.

We cracked ourselves up on that one.  But then we decided, people are now trained to the one-word names, and would shorten it to “Okay,” which would be the end of that restaurant. 

They’d say, “Want to go eat at that new place, Okay?” and their friends would say, “Okay!  What’s it called?”  They’d answer, “Okay!”  Which would elicit the response, “Cool.  But. What is the restaurant called?”  

You get my drift. 

But I’d venture to say the trend for longer, more complex restaurant names is definitely on the near horizon, if not already in existence. And I say, GOOD RIDDANCE to the one-word anomaly!  Enough of this simplified life, already. We get it.

The same over-saturation point has happened for those long sleeved shirts that have that sort of tattoo look to them. You know the ones I’m talking about. They sport either an intricate tattoo design, fine art, or are “Indian chakra” inspired (just to name a few styles).  They’ve got everything from Celtic crosses to beautiful women with a third eye staring out at you.  I absolutely love them, and will continue to wear them, because – hey – I like them, and I don’t care if they’re hot and trendy or not. 

I’m not sure where these shirts got their origin, but I remember first buying them up at Nordstrom back in 1999 or 2000.  I remember the feeling of hitting “pay dirt,” fashionably speaking.  I knew I’d be one of the first to sport them, and it was such a thrill.  HA! As a matter of fact, I still have one of those first shirts – a short-sleeved rendition.

Now you can’t go to ANY store without seeing those very shirts, a knock-off , or some interpretation of sorts on the racks.  Even Target and Walmart have gotten into the game.  It’s enough to make Ed Hardy start drawing pencil sketched stick figures (heyyyyyy – that’s not a bad idea)! 

But you see?  That’s what we need!  I know society and trends go in cycles on their own.  People do eventually get sick of seeing the same thing over and over.  Then somehow, even though all we like sheep, who’ve gone astray, suddenly take our rose colored glasses off to take a look around, lay our eyes on all those other sheep in tattooed clothing, and wonder ‘where is the individuality?  why do we all look the same?”, we are still individualists at heart.  So we venture out to find that NEW Ed Hardy type-person, who is a renegade, and goes out on a limb to create some other COOL shirt.  Like maybe plain, solid white tees.  And the cycle starts all over again.

Remember when Michael Jackson donned the one-gloved hand, and suddenly every guy out there (if he had the guts to do it) was wearing one glove, a black leather jacket with an up-turned collar, and patchwork jeans?  Some paradigm shift in the universe had to take place to make that one go away, but it did happen.  One day, all those MJ look-a-likes got wise to the scene, and sought out the next new thing. Thank GOD it wasn’t SPEEDOS!

Okay – so what is the point of all this nonsense anyway, you may ask?  Why, to fill your brain with useless information of course!  Besides, how in the world could I sleep at night if I thought my readers were not aware of when a trend was about to hit over-saturation?  Oh my GOD, help! We can’t have THAT.

But the truth is, I think we should all wear exaclty what we want, never caring whether too many other people are wearing the same thing. We should name our restaurants or businesses whatever the hell we want, and be GLAD we have the freedom to do so. Listen – I do love those trendy shirts, and you will see me wearing them – because they just seem so, well, ME.  If you want to be a true fashionista and only wear what is hot and trendy, then do it! If you want to wear cut-off jean shorts and a ratty tee shirt with paint splattered on it, I’d applaud you. But this whole thing was a simple exercise in the contemplation of trends and how they reach over-saturation, un-kay?  So, don’t get all up in my grill if you see me wearing something passe and making an over-saturated fashion statement!  I know some of you.  You’ll do it.

Now, go out there and have a fabulously trendy, or an incredibly mundane fashion weekend you beautiful men and women! 

Love you people!  Mmmmmmphhhuuuhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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A-Musing in Los Angeles

February 26, 2009 by MsCheevious

Well HELLOOOOO all you lovely girlies and manly men! 

I missed you last week! I apologize.  I was exceptionally busy with work last week, and as much as my blog was on my mind, there wasn’t a SINGLE moment to spare to get a post out to you! 

But I have to say, it was probably a good thing I was working.  The way CNN and MSNBC and the whole lot of them are talking, I am the only one out there who is!   But hey – I’m here to help.  Just plop that big ole mess of an economy on my desk.  You, me and all my friends will spend as much time as it takes (since none of you have anything to do now) to figure it out and settle this thing once and for all.  Ha! We’d probably do a pretty damn good job of it too.

If you are new here, welcome!  I’m so happy to have you!  Please – enjoy your stay! 

So – since I feel compelled to keep the nation’s workforce of ONE busy working, I thought I’d try to do a quickie this week, so I can get back to my other job.  I decided I would jot down some of the things I’ve been musing about – as they have occurred to me recently.  As you’ll see, I didn’t do a great job of being quick or to the point.  But hey, it’s FUN.  So here you go:

1.  I think our President is the most natural, real guy who’s been in that office in a very long time. (This one is serious.  I observed it during his State of the Union Address).

2.  I am really TICKED OFF at the airlines.  Yep.  At the Delta curb just about a week ago while checking in, the sky cab said just their desk had made over a MILLION dollars in revenue in the previous month.  Do you know what that revenue was from boys and girls?  You know those BAGGAGE FEES the airlines instituted back in June because they couldn’t afford to pay for fuel – back when some of us were paying over $4.00/gallon?  Yep.  That’s right.  Just that ONE sky cab station earned over a MILLION buckaroos in baggage fees in ONE month!  Here I thought they’d be cancelling those fees now that gas is HALF the price it was back then.  HA.  I think we should organize a boycott. From now on, it’s Amtrak or Greyhound for all of us, kiddos.

3. Which brings me to my next musing:  Fred the Wonder Chicken said this half jokingly, when Captain “Sulley” from US Airways landed the plane safely in the Hudson river. I fear he was hauntingly accurate.  He said “Next, the airlines will be making money off the good pilots!  They’ll say, “Well, Captain Sulley is flying this particular flight.  We can sell you a seat, but it’ll cost ya.!””  He was RIGHT.  Just Tuesday (2/24/09), the airlines, in a bold move, brought Sulley in to testify before congress.  Those congress-people thought they were getting a pleasant visit from the flight crew of that US Airways flight.  I don’t know where the airlines get off, but they sent that heroic pilot in there to complain that they don’t have enough money to pay good pilots!! What kind of nonsense is THAT?  He said that the airlines can’t AFFORD  it.  He said that 3000 hours or more of flight time use to be required to get hired (way back when), and now they’ll take someone with 300 hours.  Okay people.  Am I missing something here?  Is it OUR fault they’ll hire pilots to fly their 500 million dollar planes who graduated from Joe’s School for Flight Training & Cosmetology (and Hot-Dog Stand) in Guthrie, Oklahoma?  GET a GRIP!  Does NO ONE out there know how to run a business, and make it WORK?  What the HECK is going on over there?  And the GALL of them turning around and charging us extra baggage fees on top of giving us SECOND RATE pilots!!  But hey, what about that prediction by FWC?  Be careful what you say, that’s all I’m sayin.

4. OH!  I almost forgot!  This one is probably the most important!  Especially to you girly romantic girls out there!  Fred the Wonder Chicken gave me DIAMONDS for Valentine’s Day!  Can you believe it?  Yep.  I know.  Took him long enough, right?  There were two of them.  Two BLACK DIAMONDS.  Yep.  While skiing Ajax (in Aspen, Colorado) over Valentine’s Weekend he accidentally led me to a ski run called something like T-1 or T-3 .  Isn’t that just so wonderful? He’s such a romantic.  The cascading cliffs with their jagged rocks, protruding out of the snow for me to see as I stumbled toward them.  The dense foliage and trees, with the beautiful giant white moguls in between.  And it wasn’t just beautiful for the eyes and mind to see, it was an incredible experience.  I can’t tell you how incredibly pristine it felt getting in there with nature, rubbing my ass down the side of the hill as the snow slowly crept up my back and down my pants, clinging to my skin, turning it a beautiful shade of blue.  But seriously – as hairy scary as it may have or could have been, we had a FANTASTIC time!  I laughed so much, at one point I wanted him to video tape it for all of you to see.  But, I got down to the bottom of the hill and decided to sit at the bar while FWC got in a few more runs.  Do you blame me?  The locals there said those runs are really DOUBLE Double Black Diamonds. So see?  FWC really DOES care!  He gave me FOUR big giant diamonds! hee hee!

5.  Okay – I’m a pretty good skier.  At least I think so.  Plus, I’m in pretty decent shape.  I work out five days a week, if at all possible.  I try to eat right.  But that trip was EXHAUSTING.  Was it the altitude, the fun and revelry every night, the skiing or the combination that made me want to sleep for three days after that trip?

I’m ready for some down time.  How about you?

Have an incredibly beautiful weekend everyone!

Love you people!  Mmmmmmmphhhhuuuuhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Blogroll, Entertainment, Girls Gone Wild, Hot Moms, Single Moms Tagged With: Ajax Mountain, Aspen Colorado, Double Black Diamonds, Extra Baggage Fees, State of the Union, Sulley Pilot, US Airways Heroic Pilot

Have a Heart

February 12, 2009 by MsCheevious

In spite of (ehem), I mean, in honor of Valentine’s Day, I’m posting a little something for my single peeps out there.  Yes, I too am succumbing to the pressures of commercialization and writing blogs based on what’s hot. 

Have a heart, though.  I have to do it.  It really IS Valentine’s Day weekend coming up.  Can you blame me?  But since most of my readers tend to be Ms. Cheevious proteges, ascribing to my personal mantra: Enjoying Every Moment – I am posting something for them.  It’s a little something I wrote last year for Be Three – a website for hot, hip, and healthy chicks. My piece was called “Solo Girl’s V-Day Survival Kit.” The wonderful folks at Be Three didn’t post my piece as it was written (they edited it to suit their girls) – and that was their prerogative. So I’m giving you guys the unedited, unabridged, XXX rated version. 

HA!  Just kidding. 

Here’s to YOU – all of you incredible, single, lovely girls (and boys, of course).  If you are new here, welcome!  We are so glad to see you!  And, if you aren’t single, share this with your single friends.  They’ll get a kick out of it! 

I dare any one of you people who are flying solo this weekend to take me up on these survival tips:

Single Girl’s V-Day Survival Kit

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Sigh.  It’s not that you’re anti-romance.  It’s that you’re one of 89 million Americans who aren’t “coupled up” this year. Tired of seeing cheesy expressions of love plastered on every form of media known to man? Afraid you might launch into a wild, frenzied attack on the Hallmark shop lady? Stop yourself.  Try these bold alternatives and keep your pink, candy-hearted butt from going to jail:

·         Host an Un-Valentine’s Day Party:  Leave it open to all singles. Themes like As Single as I Wanna’ Be (about the bliss of single life), or I’d Rather Be Single Than with My Ex (an ex-orcising party) will change your opinion of “Love-Day” for good!

·         Eat a TON of Chocolate.  I’m not kidding.  A TON. Test all the theories about chocolate’s health benefits.  Begin eating at 9 AM and don’t stop ‘til 9 PM. Video tape everything. If you come out alive, post your video on YouTube, and proclaim once and for all that SEX really IS better than chocolate. Everyone will applaud your “no guts, no glory” approach, and you’ll get your 15 minutes of fame. Especially if you video tape the sex part (ha ha!)

·         Get out! Take your single friends to all the dating hot spots.  Smile broadly and toast the freedoms of being single in front of all those ball-n-chainers! You’ve always said you don’t have a chance in hell of meeting the perfect guy anyway.  It’s good to be proven right. You’ll also prove to yourself that you’re fine just as you are!

The end result? Pure satisfaction at being “un-coupled” and a deeper appreciation for freedom and friendship.

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Have a FABULOUSLY FREE weekend everyone! 

Love you people!  Mmmmmphhhuuhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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