We can’t have the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards slip by without a little fun-poking-shenanigans, so let’s do some captions: SAG Awards red carpet style!
Below is our team-effort “Caption This,” for the faces of our favorite little stars and starlets on red carpet. My captions are there, along with M.C. Nugget’s hilarious additions (he’s my beau, for you who are new to Ms. Cheevious). Please let us know your captions in the comments, and Nuggie and I both will respond and vote on a winner.
THE BEST CAPTIONS win a RAD gift bag-o’ goodies… It’s not a Screen Actor’s Guild Awards swag bag, but we think you’ll love all the fabulous goodies in this one! So don’t forget to leave yours below, and check back to see if you won! The WINNER will be announced in the comments on Saturday, February 2, 2013.
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Anne Hathaway
MSCHEEVIOUS: “How much longer do I have to stand here? My jaw hurts.”
M.C. NUGGET: “Ow… These shoes are Les Miserables.”
Nicole Kidman
MSCHEEVIOUS: “Oh please, you peon.”
M.C. NUGGET: “Is that a MIDGET?”
Jennifer Garner
MSCHEEVIOUS: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Swoon! It’s my husband!”
M.C. NUGGET: “I can see my house from here!”
Tina Fey
MSCHEEVIOUS: “Oh yeahhhh. I’m plugging the show, if I win tonight. Damn Big Bang geeks always stealing my thunder.”
M.C. NUGGET: “I am so damn funny!”
Claire Danes
MSCHEEVIOUS: “And YOU would be???”
M.C. NUGGET. “I got nothin’.”
Julia Stiles
MSCHEEVIOUS: “Don’t think I LIKE you paparazzi. I only stopped cuz my publicist made me.”
M.C. NUGGET: “I have nun-chucks and I know how to use them.”
Alec Baldwin
MSCHEEVIOUS: “DUUUUDE!”
M.C. NUGGET: “No. I’m not Billy. It’s the hair.”
Bryan Cranston
MSCHEEVIOUS: “I don’t often drink on the red carpet. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis.”
M.C. NUGGET: “I am not a wizard.”
Jaimie Alexander
MSCHEEVIOUS: “Don’t tell me Sophia Vergara is coming right after me!”
M.C. NUGGET: “Yes, I know. This dress is on backwards.”
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Awesome! Love it!!
I take it you don’t want to enter the contest Diva? LOL It’s a GREAT gift bag!
NO! It’s mine! LOL!
girl fight? I mean…. “chick” fight @twitter-188465138:disqus and @singledatingdiva:disqus? AWESOME. (get it?)
OK-I go this!
Anne: “Is there something in my teeth?”
Nicole: “Of all days for my hairdryer to break.”
Jennifer: “Why, yes. I do eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
Tina: “Between my wit, money and bod…world domination is assured.”
Claire: “I vwant to suck your blood.”
Julia: “If you’re waiting for me to give a shit-it’s going to be a very long wait.”
Alec: “I. Am. So. Stoned. Anybody have some Cheetos?”
Bryan: “You’ve got 3 wishes.”
Jamie: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over my awesomeness.”
HAHA! @twitter-188465138:disqus!!! You ROCK! Those are AWESOME!
Those are some damn funny comments @twitter-188465138:disqus … you could win this! especially if no one else enters! HA!
Those ARE great!! I don’t know if I can compete!!
I’m sorry – you two had the BEST captions – I just laughed and laughed – so, YOU WIN! ha ha!
Aww Wak… ye of little chicken faith…. you can do it if you put your mind to it…
LOL!
Okay @twitter-254328909:disqus i know this is fun, but why didn’t you try to do captions? You can DO it!
yeah Ms. Stokes. No excuses!
Hi,
I looked at your blog and it is very interesting. Since living in Europe, I tend to miss much of what is going in the USA. Will subscribe to it to stay update. You may want to check out one of my blogs. I have six of them. One of them is running a series, The Champions Who Walked Among Us and it is a series about women who never received recognition or got very little recognition for the amazing feats they accomplished.
Ciao,
Patricia
Thanks Pat. Hope you will join our contest! Your blog series sounds AWESOME.
Anne Hathaway: “Wow, these Lumineers really hurt!”
Nicole Kidman: “No silly, Scientology did not pay for my ride here.”
Jennifer Garner: “I told you my husband was an awesome
director.”
Tina Fey: “I’ll be okay with it if the tape slips, and the
dress falls down…”
Claire Danes: “Don’t worry, I got this!”
Julia Stiles: “You don’t remember me? I was that girl in
Jason Bourne.”
Alec Baldwin: “You reporters don’t really think I’m going to
talk to you after
You played that recording of my daughter?”
Bryan Cranston: “After Breaking Bad, I’m breaking out!”
Jaimie Alexander “Hey, this dress helped J’Lo’s career, why
not mine?”
HA! You ROCK CR! LOL
Anne: “You’re doin’ great Anne…Just act natural. Whoever smelt it, delt it.”
Nicole: “Where duh orphans at, yo!?”
Jennifer: “I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse.”
Tina: “Money, sex, power…& LOTS of cocaine…! I think I’ve arrived.”
Claire: “Anne’s such a n00b: whoever denied it supplied it.”
Julia: “What if in reality you’re a crazy person screaming in the streets of L.A. but u just think you’re a celebrity?”
Alec: “Call me a conspiracy theorist, but its a well documented fact that Bigfoot is a high ranking Free-Mason.”
Bryan: “My beard shake brings all the girls to the yard.”
Jamie: “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.”
O.M.G. FEVER!! I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! HAHA Thanks! I hope you
entered the contest to win the awesome sexy lady gift bag of goodies…
if even for someone else!
Anne: “I’ll meet my handsome prince… I’ll meet my handsome prince…”
Nicole: “No… this is not a wig.”
Jennifer: “I’m the one who’s found her Happily Ever After!”
Tina: “I am SO glad my show is done!”
Claire: “What YOU lookin’ at?”
Julia: “I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.”
Alec: “Hey. You’re pretty hot. Like me.”
Bryan: “Don’t you know who I AM?”
Jamie: “Oh no… they’re coming for me… “
Awesome Luann! Hope you win!
Hey Lisa, if I win my wife would love the gift.
Anne: “I hope nobody noticed my mouth is as wide as my hips”
Nicole: ” I would like to thank all the little people”
Jennifer: “Yes I do know my name….I think?”
Tina: “Palin would not look good in this dress!”
Claire: “Take the picture and get out of my face.”
Julia: “What a time to have gas.”
Alec: “No, I won’t be returning to this event. You have no conveyor belt.”
Brian: “Yes I do look quite a bit like Bruce Willis.”
Jaime: “Twelve more bucks and I get the rest of this dress.”
Micheal! That was awesome! Thanks for the great captions! I like them! LOL!!!