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Aloha National Chicken Month

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In Celebration of National Chicken Month I am taking M.C. Nugget to Hawaii.  That’s right.  You heard it correctly.

You see, we watched his beloved Saints get ripped apart by the Greenbay Packers on NFL kickoff tonight, and in a drunken stupor decided we needed to go to Honolulu.

Can you blame us?  NO!

So – well – there you have it.  Aloha my lovely boys and girls.  I will try not to sun bake my Chicken Man too much – but honestly, I think he likes it.  heh heh.

Below is a sun baked chicken.  Granted it BETTER not be MC Nugget – cuz – well – that would be weird – but perhaps we’ll see one of his Hawaiian cousins while we are there!  🙂

Have a glorious weekend whilst we are basking in the glorious sun of HAH-VAH-EE (as they say)…

Love you people!!!!!

Mmmmppphhhuuuhhh!!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Mishka from Customer Service Hell Stalks Me in Cost Rica

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So, you fabulous bloggees, here is the REAL video for my Costa Rican Vacation.  Yep.  Believe it or not, MISHKA from my “Customer Service Hell” video makes an appearance.  Which begs the question:  is this wretched person STALKING ME?  I mean, COME ON!  I travel across the world, spanning a few countries, and WHO do I run into?  MISHKA!  AAAAH!!!

Breathing.  Just breathing.

But I suppose one could argue it was the other way around, because as you will SEE from the hilarious video below, I was the one who secretly captured Mishka on camera, in a situation that was obviously very testy.

Many of your email providers (talking to email subscribers here) may not allow for video viewing, so I’ve also provided a link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiI5cZ3X9BU

If you can’t view the above, please click here to watch it on youtube (I want you to go there anyway to leave a comment)!

Back in June, when I posted “SUCH A TEASE” and merely provided a snap-shot of our trip, so many of you cried and screamed in disbelief.  I’m sorry.  I will make it up to you.  Hopefully this post does the trick!  Please be sure to go to the Youtube page to post your comments and subscribe to me there — YOU’LL WANT TO WIN THIS PRIZE!!! 🙂

That’s it for now my lovelies!  Stay tuned next week for my post in honor of NATIONAL CHICKEN MONTH.  HA!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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The Great Costco Food Sample Incident

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I’m going to share with you a little incident that ACTUALLY occurred at my friendly neighborhood Costo recently.  The names and characters’ names have been changed – only because I don’t know them. If I did, these slime balls would be listed right here with mug-shots, their phone numbers, emails and home addresses (just kidding… but a girl can dream).

After patiently waiting to get a hot tasty morsel of free food at Costco (from one of the sample cart people),  and,  after waiting through the first whole batch the woman had produced, because the line was THAT long, (and also because in the previous batch, certain SOMEONES ran up to the front of the line, just as the samples were coming out, IGNORING the long line formed by we POLITE folks, and grabbed up all the yummy stuff)… After all that, while I STILL waited patiently in line, some sneak-meister lady came up and began chatting up our sample lady!  I knew immediately what this bitch was up to.  She was hungry, like all the rest of us, and yet, rather than wait in line – LIKE ALL THE REST OF US, and LIKE GOOD PEOPLE DO – she thought she’d put on a little side-show to distract the cart lady, and somehow thought this would fool us.  She probably did fool a few of the people in line, sadly.

Which begs the question, “Why was I in line with fools?” and then the question,  “Why are they fools?” Well, I was in line because the cart woman had been polite enough to say she was sorry we waited in line and the first samples ran out, and that more would be ready in a jiff.

By acknowleding that we’d been there waiting in line, she immediately made STANDING IN LINE imperative.

Why were the other people in line with me fools?  Well they would have been if they just stood there and did nothing while they were about to be taken for a second time. I know some of you.  You’re sharp too, and you’re thinking ‘why fault the bee-otch for thinking outside of the box and getting the food before it was all gone again?’  I’ll tell you why.  BECAUSE I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO DO and this goombah butt-ugly chick was threatening to prove ONCE AGAIN that it DOESN’T PAY to follow any sort of social graces!  If everyone did what she did, we already know what would happen: only the stronger, nastier, fatter (there is almost ALWAYS someone fatter), meaner, more-muscular people would survive.  They’d claw and climb their way to get the freebie, simply because that’s the way it was done, leaving the elderly, frail, young, short (there is almost always someone shorter), light-weight, kind, polite people behind in the dust.

But if everyone would just stand in that line of  – oh – what – FIVE FRIGGIN’ PEOPLE – then everyone would get their little tiny bite in due time. But NOOOO.  And THAT, my friends is the reason everyone in this FRIGGIN’ COUNTRY IS OBESE!  But I digress.

So, what did I do?  I’ll tell you.

I stepped out of that line and LURCHED at that woman.

I THREW my overly strong and large-for-my-size hands  (I know this because my piano teachers all said so) around her Baptist looking neck, and I SQUEEZED  — HARD.  I clenched my teeth and said as I felt the air trying to pass through her neck, “Feel free to chat this woman up as long as you like.  But if you think you’re getting one of those samples without waiting in line, like all these other good folks have been doing, well, I’ll snap this pretty little neck of yours in two seconds.” Immediately, the people in line began to clap and cheer.  They chimed in with things like “YEAH!” “THAT’S RIGHT!” and “YOU GO GIRL!”  I even heard a “That woman did NOT just DO THAT!!”

I continued as I regained my composure, released the woman, and stepped back in line, ” We complain that the kids in this country are getting worse – more and more violent, indecent, stupid – whatever – as each year passes… and we wonder why? It’s because of LOW LIFES like you who think they’re the only ones that exist on this planet, and selfishly take-take-take, regardless of who else was ahead of them! You teach kids that everything they’ve been taught, including common decency, isn’t NECESSARY! Well, I’M here to tell you that it IS!”

More “Yeah!”s and “That’s Right!”s from my little line gang before I continued, “YOU are the reason our country is in the PISS poor shape it’s in, lady.  So GET A CLUE, GET IN LINE or go live somewhere else.”  I breathed in as the cheers, pats on the back, smiles and women waiting for me to hold their babies continued… before…

It was back to REALITY.

What actually happend was, I simply said loudly, “I HOPE she doesn’t think she’s getting a sample ahead of us without getting in line?  Does she?”  Turning to my other line members. One supported me by rolling her eyes in the woman’s general direction for all to see, another huffed and shrugged, and one very brave lady chimed in “I sure HOPE NOT!”  That was really all we needed.  Oh the joy of being heard, and oh how great it feels to instill FEAR into the heart and mind of a perpetrator!  HA!

So let this be a lesson to you:  Step outta line (in more ways than one) around Ms. Cheevious, and you WILL suffer the consequences. You have been warned.

But honestly people, it’s just WRONG to conduct ourselves so EGOTISTICALLY, as if we are the only ones affected.  Everyone else suffers when we do. What you do affects others.

THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO and adjust your actions so others (we) don’t have to pick up your slack.  Would ya? PRETTY PLEASE?

If you do, you’ll feel better as you come to realize — ‘GEE, I WON’T DIE IF I MAKE OTHERS MY EQUAL & BEHAVE GRACIOUSLY’… and it will sure as hell make the world a better place!

That’s it for now peeps!  Now go out there an make the world a BETTER place!  Would you please?

Love you people!!! Mmmmmphuuuhhhh!!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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What the Heck is This PLANKING Thing?

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Inquiring minds really do want to know!

So – I took a look online.  A quick google search – oh – say about two weeks ago (you’ll note the video I’m about to share with you was produced within that time frame) revealed PLANKING to be:

The lying down game (also known as planking,[1] or face downs) is an activity, popular in various parts of the world, consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. The hands must touch the sides of the body, and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the Internet is an integral part of the game.[2] Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play.[2] The location should also be as public as possible, and as many people as possible should be involved. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lying_down_game)

Then I saw images like this:

I was understandably appalled at first, given the fact that I am a professional whose daily activity is to foster and promote positive images of my clients, which raise awareness about them – in a positive light (unless of course they are trying to foster a bad-boy or bad-girl image). So, naturally my first thought was ‘I’m glad none of my clients are doing this.  OY. What a ridiculous activity.  What will they think of next?’ and ‘Just how bored ARE people, and how much time do they have on their hands??’

But then I started seeing some of my clients making fun of it in video, and posting funny comments about it.  One posted how hilarious it was because she saw the director of the film Bridesmaids on a national morning news show PLANKING for all to see.  My interest was peaked.

It was particularly interesting to me for the use of at least one of my BLOG’s characters.  They are ALL in fact, characters, deserving of participation in fun and exciting activities, especially those in mainstream pop-culture. So, being the astute and well-read human that I am, I decided to produce this video of my man, M.C. Nugget doing some mean, lean, CHICKEN planking. Here’s what we came up with:

If your browser does not show you the video above, please please please go and watch it (link is also below) – and don’t forget to post comments and subscribe to my youtube channel (you can make it so you don’t get an email every single stinkin’ time I post a video, but subscribe, and you’ll be glad you did)!  You can see the video called Planking: Chicken Planking, on my channel here:  http://www.youtube.com/iammscheevious

But I can’t just end this here.  The reason I mentioned the dates of my research, is because just today I noticed a post on Facebook about Planking.  Here is what it said:

Planking – slavers stacked slaves on plank beds face down,hands chained 2 their waist & called it planking the slaves” Know your history before you play this ignorant ass game

Well imagine my knee-jerk reaction at first.  ‘Holy Crap, I’m promoting racism and slavery!!’

But then I began my own research.  Everything about the ties PLANKING has to slavery on my GOOGLE search, comes up as posted after June 23rd or so (not exact dates, of course, nor the results of an exhaustive search).  My client’s video, other client’s funny posts about the Bridesmaids director, as well as MY OWN Ms. Cheevious Planking Video — all done prior to these posts that showed up on Twitter, blogs and all over the internet starting around June 23 or later…

I even found a blog that had some really great insight about the issue, describing things in very sad and gruesome detail.  But no one seemed to be citing any credible sources.  I wanted someone to cite a history book, or something credible.  I wanted to be sure about it before I decided for myself.

One blog (http://www.courtneyluv.com/planking-is-related-to-slavery/) had an interesting array of comments, but the one that helped me decide, said this:

Everything comes from somewhere so that means every single slang term or fad will now be examined and the negative will be pulled out of it. If thats how you feel then you should get mad at black people when the say they just “hanging”. Dont be so quick to crucify something or someone for having fun. If this wouldve been something a rapper came up with you guys wold be all over it.

I say BRAVO to that poster.  SO TRUE.  I understand if something is your mission, and your aim is to educate people.  But reacting or responding to something so harmless as planking for fun – well it’s a little asinine.  Now, if I were standing over anyone that was not my nationality, REQUIRING them at the threat of DEATH – that they play this stupid game – well now, THAT’S HORRIBLE.  On so many levels.

I have to add here, that I DID conduct a search of Google Books that mentioned Slave and “Planking” in the same context, and I was able to find some reference to the claims.  It was a common practice, apparently – although I didn’t find anything that said it was called “Planking the Slaves”.

So I say lighten up and ENJOY life people.  If it is your goal to educate, well, try to do so without ostracizing the people you are trying to educate.  Good educators find the right approach, making it the most effective.

All I know is I think that what WE KNOW TO BE PLANKING TODAY in 2011 – well, it’s funny. Just be safe, so you don’t die like the Australian dude that fell several stories to his death trying to plank on someone’s balcony railing.  ‘Nuff said.

Now go watch my video.  More to come.  That’s not a THREAT.  It’s a PROMISE.

Have a fun, magnificent weekend people (FIREWORKS! YAY), and ENJOY EVERY STINKIN’ MOMENT!

Love you people!!!!  Mmmmphhhuuuhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Such a Tease

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Yes I am!  And PROUD OF IT!  Ha ha!

I’m sorry!

I’ve just not had a single chance to get the final footage (and fun, loopy moments with my cast of characters) storyboarded, coordinated, filmed and edited to fill in the blanks on my REAL Costa Rica video… soooooo, here is the teaser – or trailer…

Please share, post comments, subscribe, everything!  Who knows… maybe there is a little somethin’ somethin’ in it for ya… but JUST DO IT.  🙂

Did you watch it?  Whaddya think?  Ready to see another appearance by the all-talented Alexi Faharazachikn (aka MISHKA) as a Costa Rican Woman – or maybe a tourist?  Or how about a new couple-o characters??

Stay tuned….  coming soon, I promise!  You will laugh out loud at what we’ve got brewing.  Promise!

Have a fantastic weekend you gorgeous humans!

Love you people!!!! Mmmmmmphhhuuuhhhhhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

www.MsCheevious.com

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Yep. I’m a Crazy Woman.

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But at least I’m still smilin’! HA! I am fast approaching trip number three of FOUR – count ’em – FOUR trips I have planned in the span of six weeks.

On top of this I’m in the midst of financial reorganization (taxes and all that entails), ramping up my blog and related social media platforms (watch for it! Coming soon!) in anticipation of the long awaited publication of my award-winning book “Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood – Confessions of a Hot Mamma” (the alternate title “MILF This! Confessions of a Hollywood Mamma” warrants a vote among you, my readers), as well as the production of more videos and the goal of turning those (at my YouTube Channel www.YouTube.com/IamMsCheevious) into better quality shows, with opening and closing music and more. Then there are the hot mommy products to enhance and support book sales, and oh, the time and work involved.

Let’s not forget, I am the mother of two boys (one who’s grown and the other who lives with dad out of state – whom I am traveling to visit this week), and the girlfriend of M.C. Nugget (for you newbies, I change the names of everyone close to me in my world, unless of course they don’t want me to), who is a busy, working actor and writer, and I am – don’t forget my bread and butter! – the solopreneur of a growing Marketing and PR firm, serving as marketing and branding specialist and publicist to actors, performers, notables and businesses to boot!

Now, in case you were already thinking I was crazy, with no further convincing necessary, let me provide a peak into my infrastructure to add a little steroid to my situation: I recently switched all operations from PC to Macintosh and from Blackberry to iPhone. This is not the seamless transition lauded by the great folks at my neighborhood Apple store, let me assure you!

I’ve cursed in ways even a sailor didn’t know was possible, and certainly I’ve never done, not even in my most rebellious teenage years. I’ve been the reason people have left the field of customer service for the asylum. Forget my funny “Customer Service Hell” video I recently produced (see blog stream on home page)!! I probably should produce an episode entitled “Customer Hell” as I could be the poster child for horrible customers, based on my roller coaster emotions and behavior over recent months!

Am I Crazy? You bet! But despite it all people, I am truly Enjoying Every Moment!

Oh and I wrote this entire post from my new iPhone app!

I can’t provide you all the links I normally do here, to post comments and reply messages from this App, so my lovelies, you will have to find me and post them on your own! (I’m speaking to email subscribers here, of course)!!

Have a fabulously CRAZY weekend you gorgeous boys and girls!

Love you people!!!!

Mmmmmpppphhhuuuhhhh!

XOXO,
Ms. Cheevious

www.MsCheevious.com

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