THEY DIDN’T KNOW WHO IT WAS
#DailyMischief
Last weekend Nuggie and I went down to an area of the South Bay of Los Angeles called Rancho Palos Verdes. We attended a birthday party at the Trump National Golf Club. Most Trump “properties” are covered in glass and steal and tower over people ominously, as if to say “I dare you.” His golf club here sprawls instead of towers, and instead of saying, “I dare you,” it says, “Don’t even THINK you’re good enough.”
We immediately felt at home when upon mere mention of the party we were led through the fancy dining rooms to the outside patio. Before you think “Oooh.. cool! They had an outside patio!” let me clear this up for you. There was no one else out there, because they seat no one there. No one except us (unless you’re spending a gazillion dollars on a wedding, and you need extra space, they’ll happily put more tables out there for the guest rejects). The patio was like a long porch to a big estate. Okay… veranda. (below photo from their website)
Don’t get me wrong. It was incredibly beautiful. But it was so friggin cold, it felt like the place where the family puts the kiddie table during parties, or if you’re in my family, at Thanksgiving. It was miserable until I started ordering the wait staff around and got the space heaters turned on.
Never to be stifled, at one point Nuggie and I (and our friend Jenna, who also happens to be an MOS – Ms. Cheevious on the Street – contributor), decided to walk to the far end of the veranda, where Nuggie immediately noticed the phenomenal acoustics.
We broke into an a cappella version of a song we’ve been working on for a while, “Tonight You Belong To Me.” You know the song, don’t you? Steve Martin sings it on the beach with Bernadette Peters in The Jerk. You can watch a video of Zoe Deschanel (New Girl) playing ukelele and singing it with someone here.
One day Nuggie and I will do it for you here. We’re brilliant. Trust me.
Heads turned as we walked back, but they really didn’t know who it was singing at the end of the veranda.
We like it like that.
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WAKAJAK says
When I heard the song you sang, I had to click the link to remind me – enjoyed it again, and I can only imagine you two singing it – I’ll be waiting with baited breath! ha ha! Really!
MsCheevious says
I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to do it. Keep breathing Wak. LOL
Scott Bury says
Trump won’t know what hit him.
MsCheevious says
BAHAHA – you’re right.
Christine King-Raggio says
It definitely looks like a beautiful place. But just the fact there is sun is making me drool, since it’s still freezing here. 😉 Looks like even though you thought the place wasn’t so inviting you still had a blast!
MsCheevious says
Yes, but that was the deceptive part. It was sunny when we first arrived, but bitterly cold and on the water (which chilled us to the bone)… And of course we had to find a way to have a blast, no matter what! HAHA
Elyse Salpeter says
You guys always seem to make the best of any situation – and it was beautiful!
MsCheevious says
Mwah Elyse!
Onisha Ellis says
What’s the point of being in a beautiful setting if you can’t have fun? Follow the laughter, that’s my motto.
MsCheevious says
PFFFF!!! That’s what *I* say Onisha! You got that right!!!!!!!
Charles Dougherty says
Donald who?
MsCheevious says
YEAH! That’s right Charles. MWAH!
Tara says
Love your sense of humor….Donald could learn a thing or two. 🙂
Ms. Cheevious says
Thanks doll-face! MWAH!
Judy says
AND YOU DIDN’T VIDEO IT! SHOOT, would have loved to see that.
MsCheevious says
No. No shooting. We’ll stage a performance just for you lovely people Judy – don’t you worry! XO
Elana says
Lucky me I came across your blog by accident (stumbleupon). I have saved as a favorite for later!