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Lingerie Football League

Lingerie…. Football, That Is

April 26, 2010 by MsCheevious

Okay, okay!  I know you are wondering if I went for it this past Saturday and tried out for the Los Angeles Temptation (the LA team in the Lingerie Football League) at their open tryouts.  I expressed my concerns (as to whether they might just laugh and tell me to go home, etc.) in my last post, “Lingerie Football League… To Tryout or Not.”  And the answer is…..

I did it.  Yep!

I went on Saturday, with borrowed cleats that were a half size too small (ouch), got in line, got my number (#111), and did what I could.  Here are my quick notes on the day, and I’ll let you get straight to the video:

  1. There were about 130 girls I believe – all around the average age of 22.
  2. There were some exceptional athletes, some of them returning players from last year (#112, Nikki, actually played four games last year for the LA Temptation, but had to drop out early).
  3. Because the league is new, and continues to gain momentum and recognition and respect, the bar is raised every year on the athletic talent they expect and recruit – so even the current team members have to try out again – even though the current team members won their Superbowl.
  4. It’s tough to sprint in cleats (note to self for next time), especially a half size too small, and on uneven grass.  HA!
  5. They watched the girls throughout the day, and if they were not up to par, they tapped them out and sent them home.
  6. I did not get tapped.  Me and about 64 other girls didn’t get tapped. HA!
  7. The plan is for the league and team to go back, review everyone’s scores and probably their looks, and choose TEN girls from those who remained, to go on to the next level.
  8. I am sure I was the oldest one there, but I didn’t feel like it.  I felt really great, and just finishing the day without being cut made me very proud of myself — almost unbearable to live with – mwaaah ha ha haaaaa.
  9. My man, coach and FOOTBALL mentor (since I’d never really even tried to throw or catch a football, nor did I know anything about the drills, etc… until just last week), was there every step of the way, cheering, photographing and taking video for all of you to see.

So without further delay, enjoy this little montage in honor of my tryout.  After I finished editing it, and posted it to Youtube, I thought perhaps it looked a bit over-the-top.  You know?  Like, all-about-MEEEEEE?  And I suppose it probably does.  But you know what?  TOUGH TOAST.  I am the one who’s banged up here.  I think we can let this one slide.  HA!

Enjoy……

If you receive this post via email, and cannot (for some reason) see the video box above, click on this link.  But be sure to come back and post a comment here!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0Qum7YHUs

 

Note:  In the closing credits, I called myself “Tryer-Outer #1” because I was the first one to show up on the video… that’s usually how it’s done…  I didn’t do it in reference, obviously, to the number I was assigned for that day.

So there you have it!  My big day!  The best news is, if I really want to seriously train and tryout again, with better speed, agility, etc… I will have another chance right before training camp in late July or August!  Yayyyyy!!

Have a fantastic week you sporto’s out there. Go get some exercise!

Love you people!! Mmmmmmmmpppphhhuuuuhhhhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Entertainment, Health & Wellness, Hip Chicks, Uncategorized Tagged With: Football, LFL, Lingerie Football League, Los Angeles Temptation, Open Tryouts

Lingerie Football League – To Tryout or Not

April 20, 2010 by MsCheevious

 

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You may recall that my man and I were able to catch the Lingerie Football League Superbowl game in Miami, while there for the actual NFL Superbowl. I talked about it in the post “SAINTS Bitch!” and if you are a “friend” on Facebook, you saw the photos from the game.  I said then, and I meant it, that I would love to play for the Los Angeles Temptation.  I am a HUGE football fan, and exceptionally athletic.  I think it would be an absolute BLAST.

Well, kiddos… that opportunity is about to present itself.  I just found out last Saturday that the LFL is hosting open tryouts this coming Saturday, the 24th (I know, not much notice… it’s a good thing I am athletic and try to stay fit year round)!

So, the only thing that concerned me, is that like they do on American Idol – the LFL may have an age limit – or at least an unwritten one.  I contacted them, and they said there is no age limit.  But they may want to portray an image of only the hottest, youngest chicks – which I wouldn’t blame them for.  But I am leaving it to you people to tell me your thoughts.  I still may choose to simply watch the tryouts this year, and make a decision to try out next year – but the biological clock is tickin’ if ya know whatta mean… So, I am wondering if you all think I should just GO for it?

The questionnaire / application asks us what we’ve done – sports-wise – and I’ve done plenty.  Except, of course, play football. I’ve figure skated, run track, weight trained (body building), rock climbed (the real kind, more than once a week), and practiced yoga and pilates for several years.  But still.  I do NOT want to show up at the try outs and have them raise their eyebrows, snicker and tell me to forget it.

Also – they ask the new recruits to bring a photo to leave behind.  I will probably take one that looks more like one of the LINGERIE FOOTBALL players – in my sports bra and workout shorts, but here are a few of me in similar attire to give you an idea.  You tell me what you think. Should I be wise and just WATCH try outs this year?  Or should I GO FOR IT?

As a Naughty Police Officer

I don’t compare in any way shape or form to the lady in the photo above, who’s abs could cut through steel. But I try.

 

Bikini Clad

That’s it for now my beautiful little blog-ites.  Stay tuned next week for my decision, and the subsequent videos / pics to go along (if I do it).

Have a fantastic rest of your week boys and girls!

Love you people! Mmmmmmpppphhhuuuuhhhh!!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Entertainment, Health & Wellness, Uncategorized Tagged With: LFL, Lingerie Football League, Los Angeles Temptation, Super Bowl, Superbowl

SAINTS Bitch!

February 20, 2010 by MsCheevious

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Okay, okay.  You want dish on Miami?  I’ll give you a dish.

Even though I’ve had soooo many other fantastic experiences since Miami,  I’m going to dig WAY back into the archives of my brain and serve up a dish you will never forget.

But here’s how it’s going down.  There were so many awesome events, parties, mishaps, etc…  too many to really go into here.  You’d be here all day!  I’m just going to give you headlines – kinda like Jay Leno – and let your imagination run wild.

1. Front of Line Card at Hard Rock Cafe

2. Full Contact Football with Half Naked Chicks & Los Angeles Temptation WINS!
M.C. Nugget in Tears

3. Penthouse & Lingerie Football League VIP Party
Party of Four Gets in Free on M.C. Nugget’s Star Moniker.  Grey Goose Open Bar.  We Save 500 Bucks a Piece.
(Ms. Cheevious in Tears)

4. Eighteen Year Old Shot Girls – In Lingerie
M.C. Still in Tears & Weeping Openly Now

5. Finnegan’s On the Water. And the Saints Fans! They’re Everywhere! They’re Everywhere!  Boats With Saints Fans!
Bathrooms Full of Saints Fans!
M.C. Nugget in All Manner of Saints Gear.

6. VIP Party With The Gang from “Jersey Shore“to Watch the Game.
M.C. Nugget Now Annoyed That This is What His Star Meter Pulled In.

7. SAINTS WIN!
M.C. Nugget in Tears.  Says “this must be what having a child feels like.”
And “Jersey Shore” is Now M.C.’s Favorite Show.

8. Ms. Cheevious Breaks Into Sexy Dancing on The Stage When Blackeyed Peas’ “Tonight’s Gonna’ Be a Good Night” Comes On

9. The Party Continues at Tobacco Road – Downtown Miami

10. Sleeping in a Hybrid: Stupid Hybrids.  They’re Suppose to Be ALL Battery! Friggin’ Toyota. No Wonder.

11. Triple A Rocks in Downtown Miami

12. Sleeping All Day After Saints’ Victory

13. Storytelling on the Patio

14. I Love Virgin America…

So – there you have it.  Pictures to follow. But that’s all I got for ya right now.  Now, if you want me to tell you some stories from the past two weeks – I may be able to elaborate some. And then there was last night…

Hope you are having a fabulous weekend my beautiful boys and girls!

Love you people!  Mmmmmmmphhhuuhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Filed Under: Celebrities, Entertainment, Girls Gone Wild, Hollywood Events, Travel, Uncategorized Tagged With: Blackeyed Peas, Finnegan's, Finnegan's On the River, Finnegan's River, Jay Leno, Jersey Shore, Lingerie Football League, Los Angeles Temptation, New Orleans Saints, Tobacco Road Miami, Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night, Toyota Hybrid, Triple A, Virgin America

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