I apologize that I am starting your week off with this piece of news – especially since now that Easter and Passover is finished, we are happily diving in to Spring… but – well – You are getting older.
Yep. It’s true. No one gets out of this thing without getting older and aging.
I know. Yawwwwwn.
I’ve already heard from the peanut gallery: “But Ms. Cheevious… we want to hear about something fun that you did in Hollywood!!!” and “When will you be the same funny blogger we have come to know, love, worship and obey?”
I know.
I KNOW.
Indulge me while I share this important information. I realize that the “Lisa Jey Davis” side of me is not as fun ALL THE DAMN TIME as the Ms. Cheevious side of me, but you would never know just how fun life could be, if you were never faced with real-life shit some of the time. Right?
Just because I’m talking about getting older here does not mean this post is not for you, or that it’s boring, no. I don’t care how you size it up, but I am never boring. Slow? Maybe. Blond and ditzy at times? Definitely. Boring? No. Nada. Niet. Never.
The truth is, if you are a SMART young thing, you’ll pay attention to this, so that you will still manage to be HOT, GORGEOUS, HEALTHY and FUN when you DO get older… like forty years from now. So listen up.
Last week, I talked about all those things that start happening when you get older and start to go through menopause (from here on out, called Orchids). Similar to puberty (now called Daisies), you’ll start to have some erratic mood swings and acne breakouts. You’ll suffer water retention and weight gain (particularly if you do hormone replacement therapy) and your hair and skin will change texture and consistency. BLECH!!! I know. And the worst of it? You could be at risk for dementia! So here is what you can do. Watch the video below. It will answer all of your questions. Be sure to post comments below, and if you have any remaining questions, I will be sure to answer them (just make sure you request to be notified when your comments are posted or you’ll have to keep checking back).
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Tune in next time for Things Guys Secretly Wish About Women.
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xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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Ms. Cheevious is the alter-ego of Lisa Jey Davis (former publicist, and television talent manager, current award-winning writer & author, & health and fitness pro). Though Ms. Cheevious has become known for humor via the blog and social media, offering a lighter and brighter look at life… the blog was originally a precursor to Lisa Jey's long overdue book "Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood" which offers a fabulous, funny peek into what really goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood… a Hollywood with Lisa Jey and her funny “serendipities” in it. Think Lucille Ball meets Chelsea Handler meets the girl next door (with a little chocolate and vodka). It depicts with hilarity the innocent mistakes Lisa Jey made when launched back into the big, bad single jungle, as an unassuming single-mother in the City of Angels. It’s also about the beautiful, interesting life she led while her loving, incredible sons kept her grounded and sane amid fantastic events, new friends, parties and field trips. It also shows the turmoil and heartbreak that comes with dating and single mom life. All blog content © 2015 Ms. Cheevious aka Lisa Jey Davis
Yeah tell it like it is Sista! Bottom line, as you get older you have to be a lot more conscious and you have to put in more work on yourself. Great points!
hahaha! Thanks Kelly! yes conscious and mindful. Can’t go by rote. No ma’am. lol
Me? Get older? Yeah right lol. I’m going to be 30 forever! Wait…when did I turn 30?!
NEVER. You’ll be 29 forever, even if only in your mind.
you and me both James! you and me both…
So sad that it’s our bodies that are aging, not our spirits (although many act old if they let it bring them down). Yup, all those teenage years in the sun are regretted now ! It’s a bummer to age, but it’s all in your attitude.
Attitude… yep. The thing that will make all the difference. Thanks J!
So THAT’s why I don’t remember having to get a mega pushup bra the last time I was single…I was 20!!!
Sorry I can’t write more now…I’ve gotta go call my derm about a botox appt!
LOL! See humor! Keeping me young one self-depreciating joke at a time!
haha! Thanks Sassy! Love your input as always – and so glad you were able to rush off for Botox. LOL
I’m pretty sure you are my twin sister…who looks nothing like me, isn’t related to me at all, and probably lives nowhere near me. lol I am in the middle of a post that is a letter to my body. Why the hell were the women in my life SO evil that they chose NOT to tell me that your body starts going downhill at 30 and that shit just CHANGES on you…like overnight? Ugh. Love this post and all so true.
Another winner.
yeah.. i’m currently in my Ms. Cheevious lab developing a transporter to the after life so I can at least go and bitch-slap some people who failed to tell me some things. LOL xoxo – thanks Jewels! XOXO